Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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