I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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