We're facebook friends in real life
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
