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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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