I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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