i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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