if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Houston, we have a squirter
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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