just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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