walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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