His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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