you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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