Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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