so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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