...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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