in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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