Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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