put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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