is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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