Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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