I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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