But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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