She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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