1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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