Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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