3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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