Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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