Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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