like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We got so high we made milksteak
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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