question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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