You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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