i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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