I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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