my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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