I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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