OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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