i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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