Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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