did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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