the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can't turn off my feet"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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