im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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