I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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