Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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