And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
