Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He felt like a one man threesome
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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