I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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