Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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