Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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