Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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