singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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