Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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