He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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