Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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