that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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